Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

Wile wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said, "The right name is important."

So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde! Du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the Number 1 name for Wal-Mart wine...

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat
(Possum) and red meat (Squirrel).

LMAO!!!!

Hog

AVB needs to add these to his collection of wine and spirts

7. NASCARbernet ...LMAO

thurs

LOL, sad but true

Just spilled water all over the keyboard laughing! I was drinking ice water and what got to me was the meats of choice, 'possum and squirrel, and a suggestion for fish..........gator gar or mudcat!

Charlie

uncleb

yes, very funny.

"AVB needs to add these to his collection of wine and spirts "

I'll talk to the wife, she is the wine drinker in the family.

Very good! I needed a good chuckle.