OK... Time for a new non-political thread.

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever climed a water tower to protect the reputation of your sister.

You mow you yard and find 3 cars up on blcoks.

Your porch colapses and kills more than 5 dogs.

Your mother has ever been involved in a fist fight at a sporting event.

:o)

Neal

your house has wheels and in your yard there are three cars that don't

You forgot whats under that blue tarp in your front yard...

Since the invention of Caller ID no one has taken your calls...

The dentist in your hometown filed for backruptcy...

Well I think I'm part redneck...but here's a few more:


You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

Your kids take a siphon hose
to "Show and Tell."

You have a rag for a gas cap.

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

forgot...credit to this site:

http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html 

you go to a family funeral to pick up some chick.

you don't think all these above are jokes.

If you have more than one major appliance on your front porch...

Your new pickup truck is worth more than your house

Your car/truck has curtins, but your house doesn't.

...you smoke during your wedding...