The Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are 'Lie-Clocks'. Everyone on Earth has a 'Lie-Clock'. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.

"John Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office ... he's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Both funny, thanks for the laughs.

well you know the truth, now it's going to set you free...

Thank you thurson ...

I believe in equal time ...

Nicely applied joke. I had heard something very simaler in a church setting, directed at the pastor.

LOLOL

Neal