"Congratulations on getting married! It's not every day you decide to ruin your life!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"If you ever need a friend, buy a dog."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out
who the father was?"

Here's another card you won't see.


To: john kerry

Congratulations on your victory !

From: RICKAMAVEN

Damn, that's funny. That's very funny.

you wont even see this

To: President George W. Bush

Congratulations on your victory !

From: RICKAMAVEN

How about this one

To: RICKMAVEN

Thanks for all your loyal support. I really appreciate it.

From: President Wannabe John Kerry

Play nice fellas. Rick is a butthead sometimes, but no need to poke the dog through a picket fence, so to speak.

I'm a butthead sometimes too... no, really.

Or how about this one:

To: Rickamaven

NA, NA, NA-NA, NA, 4 more years!

From: President George W. Bush

"no need to poke the dog throught the picket fence". I love that analogy Shawn.....very good! LOL

Though it's probably because I got one of them really lovable family dogs that just go ballistic when people harrass him through the fence!!

Dave