A man goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion, and is inspired to
take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died.

While on vacation his mother-in-law dies. An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains
that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of $10,000 or the
mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US $500.

The man says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we
can do a very nice burial here."

The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

ohhh man. that was funny.