So what is the solution for 'cigar mouth'?

Cigar mouth is caused by a buildup of ammonium hydroxide in your mounth. So, you need an acid to neutralize it, not a base, such as an antacid. So, drink orange juice or a soda. Make sure to swish it around your mouth. Repeat until symptoms are gone.

Now, we need to discuss the Clinton/Lewinsky experiment. I know this is an embarrasing subject, but this is not my fault. (BTW, there is a candid photo of Clinton with cigar in hand for sale on Ebay right now. Wonder who took it.)

Anyway, you should not do the above experiment. (Actually, I suggested doing it with my wife once, and she was not amused. I am now living in an apartment with my dog.)

I will have to return to this later, as I have lost my notes.

Can someone help me with this?

JMHO

bill

what are you talking about? suggested what to your wife? what is the Clinton/Lewinsky experiment. have you forgotten to take your meds?

Is this pornbid?

Rick,

You really don't know about the 'cigar' or are you just ringing my bell?

bill

billy boy, I think you spun us all for a loop with this collection of focused thoughts. Take a breather, pull the cigar out of your woo hoo, and try this again. **** the bed like that again and we may allhave to smack you silly. Have an Anclar on me!

wanyburger,

I'm sorry. I fell down the stairs at the mall and am home with a cracked rib. So, I am here being a pest.

BTW, are you any relation to the 'Burgermonger' people in D.C.? Great place to eat.

I feel like I'm in an episode of the "Twilight Zone" here... What planet are you from Bill!?? jojo, is that you?? 😉

... sounds more like 'cigsmoke' ... 😉

Saying "cigsmoke" here is like saying "shank" on the golf course. Please don't do that again!

Aw don ya goo an strat mekin' funnies of cigsmokke, as he don behn sellen seegars frum his pickkkup treek ohn Interstat!

Bill definitely has more intelligence than the aforementioned although unscrambling his thoughts can be a challenge. I find it mildly amusing though.

wany,

bad news.

I am cigsmoke.

LMAO!!