creationism is a bunch of hooey. that i was magically transformed from a pile of dust into a fully developed thinking human being by some mystical essence, and then it made a woman for me, not out of dust, but it decided it needed one of my ribs. and this same essence gave me everything but knowledge but made a special apple tree and a talking snake.
this special apple tree had the only thing missing in my life, knowledge, and this stupid woman listened to this talking snake and then convinced me to eat the apple. of course the mystery essence was hiding behind the tree and got really mad at me even though it was the enabler of the women, the tree, and the snake, yeah.
later this essence causes a female to have a son without the aid of sperm and sets the course for
this offspring to be so disruptive to the authorities that he is eventually executed.
this same essence is also so sensitive, that if i don't pay it homage and talk to it frequently, when i
die because i was not made to last indefinately, it will torture me and hurt me out of spite, because
i didn't talk nice about it before i died.
if that's what you believe, great for you.
i believe that on this planet life started from the muck and mire, with little one celled things. i
believe these little one celled things got married and formed into multi celled things, and with the passage of enough time the strongest of the strongest, selecting as their reproductive mates, the strongest of the strongest, reproduced more and better things then they themselves were.
i believe that the natural selection of the strongest and best reproductive partner eventually led to us, homo sapiens by defined name. we could have been called homo erectus, and we were for a little while until the other group said the name was too suggestive.
i believe that the creationists demand proof of everything i say and i tell them pooey.i have already
demonstrated enough information to show that over the course of time species evolved into different forms and if these creationists don't want to accept my proof, too bad.
they accept the cures for diseases that have evolved from bleeding and blowing smoke over the sick person to cure him and the same scientific method has now improved to anti-biotics to cure the sick. hell they accepted the bleedings and the smoke, so why not. they don't ask for proof that the newest medicine will do the job.
they don't ask for the proof that we have landed men on the moon, and sent transformers to mars and they can see the results on a device they don't question that shows pictures.
when it comes to what we are and how did we get here and for what purpose, assuming there is a purpose, they demand proof, even though their proof is, "that's what i believe because the bible tells me so" and by the bible they mean a book they have decided is a book of all the facts necessary to prove everything, when in fact it is no more then a collection of stories written by men, i don't think they let women write, to tell everyone what their ancestors believed to be
explainations of the who, the what, and the why.
of course that would only explain things for a select few on this planet. it doesn't explain it for most of this planet and it doesn't begin to give any explaination about the other life forms scatterred throughout the universe and the trillions of planets, some of them having life forms of their own.
well i have tried my best to explain evolution and demonstrate it for you, but you don't want to hear
about my explainations, so i will give you my last one
evolution is a fact, because I BELIEVE IT TO BE.
so put that in you pipe and smoke it.
can you say great for me as i did for you?