Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anythinglike Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

I actually have a Monicanudo.

It was a "gift" ~3 years ago. It is in its own tube and even has a serial number. (I guess she was busy)

It sits in one of my humies waiting for... hmmm, well I guess I'm not sure what for. Maybe some day it will be worth a few dollars.

Hey mavendude.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................It's not the correct board dumba$$.

Dadgummit! Quit screwin with the margins.

Geez.

Pork Chop a/k/a The Grand Wazoo