Okay, here's my latest contest. . . . .

. . . first one to answer this question correctly, wins a fiver from me:

** While I was shoveling today, how many times did I mutter the phrase "F**king Snow". . . .

The rules:

F**king rhymes with trucking. . .

"F**king Snow" counts as 1 occurance, not 2 words. . .

Considering I was spending 75% of the time gasping for breath, and 5% shouting for my girlfriend to bring me some hot F**king Coffee, that left 20% of my time allowable for muttering F**king Snow, and I made the most of it. . . .

Don't let my experience as a snowmobiler & racer cloud the perception of my mood- I wasn't exactly dancing for joy out in that storm. . . .

And the most important rule - You don't have to get the number exactly - just be within, ummm, say 200 times of the actual number. . .

Good luck, and happy guessing! I'm going to shovel some more F**king Snow now. . . .

Paul
rev440 at rochester dot rr dot com

128 times

i'm guessing...66 times

i'm in Syracuse and was doing the same as you today..I'm from Alabama originally..i hate snow.

del

371

45 times.
John L

F**king 142 times

. . . well, I don't really know how many F**king times, but DD MUST have been within 200. . . . So he gets the cigars, and Del gets some also because he lives in Syracuse, and that in itself warrants charity 🙂

DD & Del, send me your snailers. . . .

Awesome Test. Thanks a bunch for the opportunity.
You gotta love this place.

I said quite a few unbiblical phrases myself over the course of these past two days. between my driveway, sidewalks and my elderly neighbors homes...i'm physically spent. All charity accepted! lol

del

and thanks again!!!

. . . no problem Del . . . . I don't really dislike Syracuse. . . Boeheim is a Genius. . .

. . My snowmobile camp was in Tug Hill, just north of Syracuse, and I have donated much cash, one dollar at a time, to help pay for college for the dancers in those bars on North Salina Street. . . . .

I was wondering how the hell you counted howmany times you said F**king Snow? That's pretty funny.


Ive made donations to a few "college girls" myself.

yano, i've frequented those bars on N Salina and a few bars and taverns around the tug hill area as well. Of course, i work for a liquor distributor and it was all job related. ;o) :::cough:::

del

. . . ahh, the benefits of likker sales. . . . ever been to Cedar Pines in Osceola? They used to sponsor me. . . . .

Jeff, you caught me - I was just looking for an excuse to give cigars away. . . . . . I did say it a lot though. . . along with g**damn snow, C**ksucking snow, and Son-Of-F**king B**ch Snow. . . .

. . . given my propensity for swearing when I get annoyed, it was probably closer to 318,571 times. . . .

ahh yes..cedar pines...last year i got stuck on the way up the mountain in the snow. cell phone didn't work there. an old man in a ford truck pulled me over the top. i tried to give him a case of jim beam for that but he wouldn't take anything for the help. I also got stuck going back up the hill from the Osceola hotel. I hate snow.

one of these days i'm hoping to go by there and the Fiddlers museum and HOF will be open.

del

. . . I'm sure I drank much of your booze at both the Pines and the Hotel. . . . Although, the locals at the hotel don't care too much for "tourists". . . . many, many folks have gotten stuck where you did. . . . . Hell, half the problem is the snow comes down so hard, you can't see the road. . . Sometimes, I would just look straight out the passenger window, following the snowbank. . . .

Paul,

If im ever in your neck of the woods,you and i are for sure getting together and smoking smoe cigars. I'll bring plenty of dollar bills...LOL

Jeff, you've got a deal. . . . . best thing is, we're an hour from Niagara Falls Canada, and their dancers are the best in the world. . . . whoo hoo, Canadien Ballet. . . .

. . . Del, 0103 8555 7494 1926 6797

. . . .DD 0103 8555 7493 6687 8920

. . . go ahead & burn 'em up!

Received the package today It was like a cigar storm. Thanks for the many great smokes....Charlie

Seth is da man.