MARVIN,

The Gay Flight Attendent

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big, scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray up, bitch."

Enjoy!!!!
Hog

Funny hog. LOL.

When I was about 22 I lived in a house right on the beach in S. Cal. My roommate and I decided to fly to Aspen for a week to get out of the California sun. We went with a club that charted a plane. When we got on the plane the whole back of the plane was a gay group going to Aspen also. There was a straight male flight attendant that made one trip to the back and I think he got goosed all the way down the aisle because he came back and told the female attendants he was NOT GOING BACK THERE!

When we got to Aspen the whole town was full of gay men. some gay skiing adventure club from all over the U. S . Here we thought us young studs from Southern cal were going score big time on the ladies and it turned out every bar we went to there they were gay men hitting on us. After about the third night we decided to stay in the condo and just rest up for skiing. I guess the joke was on us. LOL

Chucklin out loud over that one!

Good one.