Hypothetical question. Say we all die today and we are standing in front of the Supreme Being, and he says to us, you all did great and as a reward I will give you life again, you may choose who or what you want to be from this day back to the begining of time, you may
choose to be a human, animal, bird, fish, or an insect.

Who or what would you choose and why?


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Ps: Damn, I keep forgetting we have liberals on this board, so you may also choose to be a vegetable.

I'd choose to stay in paradise.

Why come back here and go through the trials and tribulations all over again?

I'm with Macs on this one...

I've already kicked enough dirt around this place here on 'Earth' and been through my trials and tribulations...and hope I made a mark or to somewhere that counts... But if God said I'm in... I'm in!!!! the rest of ya'll have fun!!!!

Hog

Yep I am with them. There is nothing or no one on this earth that could compare with staying!

Now, if He said you HAVE to go back....pick someone? Hmmm, I think maybe Paul or John (Beatles) it would awesome to have those kind of song writing talents!!

Although, Paul or John (the apostles) would be pretty danged cool too......

Dave

In some belief systems the purpose of incarnation (or life) is to grow from the trials and tribulations (and choices and consequences) experienced there. In which case, the "good performers" (i.e. compasionate liberals, 🙂 would be the last people to re-incarnate. That aside, it would make the most sense to me to re-incarnate as a human, because it is sentience which makes our choices in life have the biggest impact on the evolution of our souls.

if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? i know i would.

would you be able to reach yourself?

ryan, should we call you Ron Jeremy?

i should clarify: that was a quote from an old SNL skit...will ferrell imitating harry carrey. great stuff.

ryan-if the moon was made of cheese would you eat it...

what's your favorite planet? mine's the moon.

LIFE AFTER DEATH

Hubert and Gurthy believed in reincarnation vowed that when they died, they would try to get in touch with each other.

So when time took it's toll Gurthy would call out, "Hubert, are you out there? Can you hear me?"

And then one night a ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Gurthy, this is Hubert. I'm in California and I can hear you."

Gurthy tearfully asked, "Oh Hubert, what is it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are blue skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"Well what do you do all day," asked Gurthy.

"Well Gurthy, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then have more sex until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about eleven pm."

Gurthy was somewhat taken aback. "Wow!!! Are you a playboy in Hollywood?"

"No; I'm a jack rabbit in Los Banos."

but the moon is not a planet

EI: and therein lies Will Ferrell's joke.

I like bassdude's idea. I'd like to come back as Ron Jeremy because even though he is fat and ugly he still gets tons of chicks and has tons of money. Well either him or Hugh Hefner.

George Bush. I could be a coke snortin' draft dodging rich kid moron and still be banging a good lookin' inteligent lady and be President of the United States.

LMAO!!! X

Wow did ANYONE answer the question?? Ha!

Hmmmmmm I would be a Blackwidow spider ... find my way to the White House bite a "a few people" and make the world a better place!!

LMAO!!! X

LMAO!!! X