sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily

dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the

sheriff.

"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and

placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail,

stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister..."

"Yes Sheriff."

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some really chapped lips..."

"And that cures them?"

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' them."