officials does it take to change a light bulb?


A. None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are illusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort.

Why do you hate freedom?

Oh yeah?

Why was Michael Jackson shopping at Wal Mart?
He heard Boys underwear was half off.

i will be glad when the jackson case is finally resolved. i hope i am satisfied with the results of the juries decision after i hear and read about the trial. i am not a particular jackson fan, but i thought he did some good things after the motown show back whenever.

i hope i don't end up with the same feelings of injustice as i did after the oj trial.

"How Many"
LOL - Kudos

Yo Rick:

Your question:

"HOW MANY BUSH ADMINISTRATION officials does it take to change a light bulb?"

My answer:

None, they hire all the demoncrats that lost their jobs after the last election to do their menial tasks.


JonR

Spadesman, you crossed the line with your Michael Jackson comment!
Besides, he was only there to pick up a couple of Slim Jims.

Say what you will about Jackson, but the man's 46 years old!!!
How many guys that age still feel like a 12 year old?!

Ooops, sorry for the threadjack, Rick.
My comments had nothing to do with Bush.

It is noted that it has taken 2 years to change the lightbulb, and upon further investigation it has been declared that there never was any lightbulbs.


Country

How many liberals does it take to change social serurity?

A. None. There is nothing wrong with social security; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of life are an illusional spin from the conservative media. Keeping a slush fund is hard work. Social Security has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the compassionate effort.

LMAO @ Bloody... well look at Rick... he's in his 70's and sometimes acts like an 8 yr old... maybe thats why he has a fear of how justice will work on Michael Jackson???
LOL

Hog

btw don't forget the Millions of dollars the Liberal democrats will spend getting a commity together to investigate weather there were any wrong doings during the exchanging of the light bulbs!!!! and then the millions they will spend after the knowledge of the investigation reviels that most of these dems were involved it's called the hush fund and it will come out of your social securty investments no big deal!!!

usahog

like the star report about clinton that cost 80 quadrillion dollars and didn't even have pictures.

what I'd like ta know is how much they spent on that damn light bulb ...

pabloescabar

it was mfg by halliburton with a no bid contract.

only the devil knows for sure and he won't tell.

Blood.... damnit you keep doing it to me... blew my morning coffee right out of my nose

Rick

When are you going to wake up to the FACT, that your pary of liberal wimps got their freakin butts handed to them in the last primary election. The American people have spoken.

As far as the light bulb.

It appears as though the changing of the light bulb would probably be fillabustered by those on the left who do not want lite shed on any subject. They would rather lead the public as the blind leading the blind, tell them they need big government, handouts and welfare in order to survive. Forget the fact that we live in the greatest (God's blessing) country on the face of the earth, we shouldn't help anyone do anything if it requires a sacrifice.

I find it hard to believe you actually believe a lot of what you say yourself. Surely a man of your elder status has developed at least a hint of common sense.

Can tell you tell me how many left wing liberals it took to wreck the White House after Gore didn't win. . .

Can you honestly imagine those who sit in on the inquisition of The Honorable Mrs. Rice stupping to change a lite bulb. I think not.

Grow up man, before you fade away unrespected and unappreciated.











ps. Jesus loves you man!!!

God is alive and well

War is necessary

Bad people (ie terrorist and evil dictators) need to die.

Welfare isn't fair to all those hard working people who pay for those who won't work.

Condums in schools encourage sexual activity where there may have been none.

Abortion is murder

NO ONE IS BORN GAY

affirmative action is reverse discrimination

France stinks

Teddy can't swim

Bill likes long damp musky cigars

Kerry ha ha haahah

Hillary....you've got to be kidding me.....oops I fainted....didn't want to give the speach in front of the abortionist I pi$$ed off, so I got ill.

Come on Rick. . .

Oh...I almost forgot


Jesus loves you Rick.....and so do I

question: why does everyone on this board assume that if you speak out against Bush you must be a liberal left wing
democrat????

news flash folks only hard core repulicans have lost their sense of humor EVERYONE else still has theirs.

inteligent republicans included

bull,
Were you waving the Bible when you were ranting all that BS to Rick above? Afterwards did you surf some porn, date rape a cheerleader, and then pray before going to sleep? Just curious. You just epidomized everything that Rick and a few others have tried pointing out about folks like yourself. I wonder how many gays and lesbians on this board will read your post? I wonder if any of them die how many kind words you will say about them on their tribute page? Shame on you man, you're Archie Bunker's reincarnation.

Jekyl,
I've been called a left wing liberal a few times in the past month or two also.......go figure. I even voted twice for the guy. Of course, I'm also the one that supports the burning of the US flag as a constitutional right.

"I'm also the one that supports the burning of the US flag as a constitutional right."

Adroomi, I hope you support the burning of the flag as a Constitutional right as in proper burning and not desicration for demonstration???

for the boy scouts to do this in cerimonial recognition of the retired stars and strips I can understand as tradition...

for someone to be burning the flag in protest, there would be bloodshed as in fists and feet!!! I am one patriot who will not stand Ideally by and watch someone in anger burn something millions put their lives on the line to protect!!!

I'm not knocking your beliefs but in a situation like this You would have to respect the beliefs of others, those who never came home from fighting under that very flag some think so less of!!!!

I cannot believe I read that the way you said it?? tell me I am wrong??

Hog

ok that clinches it........adroomi has won this week's bitch award.............


congrats to bullwyf for drawing this worm out so that everyone can see his true colors.........

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

adroomi, did you have a really bad experience or something?? i am something of a realist myself and i certainly do not agree with our president's every move but WOW........you take the cake!!!!!!


look, i understand that you were a soldier and from the content of some of your posts i assume that you were in some sort of special ops unit.......i just have a hard time understanding your way of thinking. i had some bad times myself, but man.........you blow me away with some of the things you post. i have stated before that i hate war like many others, but advocating the burning of the US flag as a constitutional right is too much.......even from a disillusioned ex-warmonger like me....hahaha


look guy, this is not a "personal attack". i am just fooling with you a little. i really would like to know what inspires all this stuff you post.

Bienvenido brother delta!!! Where've you been???

So I don't threadjack...
It's ok if they burn the flag as long as I can wrap it around their head, and then bury it properly.

ADROOMI.........SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ENJOY SMOKING WHITE OWL SKIN TIPS?

I GOT YOUR ARCHIE BUNKER?

Just like the rest of the libs in the world as soon as someone doesn't agree with you, they are instantly labled something akin to Archie Bunker. .Well last election should have proven your techniques don't work.