A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee," he sighed. "Then, let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Enjoy!!!!
Hog

HELP!!

Is this:

A joke about flakey blondes?
A flakey joke about blondes?
A joke about blondes and flakes?

I must be going crazy (or flakey)!

I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND!!!

badgerflake

ROTFLMFAO!!
Here's one for ya! Please forgive me marla...
3 blondes being interviewd by the Chief of Police for a dective job.
1st blonde
Chief flashes a profile photo of a man and ask if the was anything she remember about the man?
Yes she replied, He has one eye!
2nd blond
Chief flashes the same photo, anything stike you about the man?
Yes #2 replies, he has one ear!
3rd blonde
Chief again flashes the same photo and asks, anything noticeable about the man in the photo?
Yes #3 states, He's wearing contacts!
The Chief looks at the photo, he can't tell by looking at the photo, so he goes and checks the file on the man in the photo. Sure enough, it states that the man is a contact lense wearer.
The chief asks the lady how on earth did you know he was wearing contacts?
To which she aptly replies:
He only had one eye and one ear, so he can't wear glasses!

myash07

Maybe she didn't remember Colonel Klink in Hogan's Heros. One of my favorites.

John