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21 years ago
Gay outrage over penguin sex test

Humboldt penguins are threatened with extinction
Gay rights activists have protested at a north German zoo's plans to test the sexual orientation of six male penguins which have displayed homosexual traits.
Bremerhaven's Zoo am Meer said it would introduce four extra female penguins from Sweden to the group to see if the males really were gay.

But zoo director Heike Kueck said "gay groups worldwide have been cursing us since that announcement".

The zoo says it just wants to encourage the rare Humboldt penguins to breed.

The males have been observed trying to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.

"We don't know whether the three male pairs are really homosexual or whether they have just bonded because of a shortage of females," said Mrs Kueck, quoted by Germany's Der Spiegel news magazine.

Gay groups insisted that penguins had a right to form couples without human interference, she said.

"Nobody here wants to forcibly separate homosexual couples," she said.

Only one baby Humboldt penguin has been born at the zoo, which has six males and four females, Der Spiegel reports.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4264913.stm 

MACS
21 years ago
Just when you think the world can't get any more stupid... somebody goes and proves you wrong.
adroomi
21 years ago
gay rights for penquins.....I hate gay rights for penguins.
andytv
21 years ago
It seems from that description that these males may not be gay, but perhaps visually impaired or confused.

Are dogs gay just because they sometimes will hump anything that moves??


How bout this:

Take all but one male out of the mix and see if he will tag one of the females.

Who can tell with penguins.........maybe they should dress the females like hookers.





lofty1
21 years ago
now, it's a bit different with dogs. often times dogs do this as a sign of dominance. it's not a sexual act. it's really more of an act of aggression. at least, that's what i've read. i haven't figured out why they hump pillows and legs so much, though. maybe i skipped that chapter.
JonR
21 years ago
Maybe Humboldt penguins are bi-sexual and should be renamed the Elton John penquins.


JonR
jekyl9
21 years ago
yeah when my wife humps me its a sign of dominance and fun.

maybe penguins like to do the humpty dance
andytv
21 years ago
Maybe they should have a disco theme at the exhibit.

Lord, I apologize fer that.
Liz62803
21 years ago
lyrics come to mind reading this "if you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with" don't know why that came to mind 😛
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