The 100 funniest jokes

http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm 

From that link, and in honor of the tattoo contest going on:

"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. (Richard Jeni)"

Some very funny stuff there...

sumana beeecth ....Steven Wright kills me...

But I still think I like #4 the best.

beat, was just thinking the same thing about #4.

Those Henny Youngman jokes are still great. Like #10, or 55. But I'm with you on #4 and Steven Wright. Does he still tour? I'd love to see him live.

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!" (Jack Handey)"

That's funny stuff

dave