Just trying to add a little excitement to the Forum. Lets all tell an ambarrassing story.

Me first, I was working(selling cell phones) when a customer came in and I didn't have pants on. I was changing for another job that I had, and I didn't want the customer to know that I didn't have pants on. The customer wanted help but I tried with everything in me to talk them out of buying. I would not leave my seat behind the counter. Finally the customer walked away wining about poor customer service.

you wear pants to work? my most embarrassing was when i put "face" the rabbit in my lap so i could light a cigar.

One evening I was sitting around in just in my BVD's watching TV. Well the dog needed to go out and do her business. (I had this nice leash rigged up on the front porch so we could snap it on her collar and let her do her business.) Figured instead of putting my pants on I would just make a quick dash out on the front porch, snap her collar to the leash and go right back in. Well right when I make my dash out my wife jumps up, closes and then locks the door behind me! Well the neighbors (two women) just happen to be pulling into their driveway at this time and see me. I was knocking on the door and telling my wife "Mary and Nancy just pulled up next door!" She still didn't open the door. All I could hear was my wife laughing. So I make another mad dash between the houses toward my backyard. I heard Nancy say "What happened Mike? Did she lock you out in your underware?" I just said "Yea!" as I streaked on to our the back yard.

what do mary and nancy look like and how old are they?

Well 510, I think you may have been having a dream. So, I just had a cigar dream. I dreamt I was the new quarterback for the Denver Broncos. We were all in the huddle smoking cigars. I was smoking a La Gloria Cubana Series R #7. We got several delay of game penalties because we all wanted to finish our cigars. Then I threw an interception to a Raider who was smoking a Monte A. I think he was rickmaven, but not sure. It went on and on, until my dog woke me up in a panic. I guess I must have scared her. I may have screamed aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Rick, they aren't bad looking at all. I figure they are close to my age at 39. Hey, don't tell anyone my story. I sure would hate for it to get out on the internet!!

I'm a proctologist, and once I tried to sign a prescription with my thermometer. I knew at that moment that some **** had my pen...

Bill I to had a cigar dream,I dreamt I was a successful bidder on a box of Lone Wolf Signature Piramide @ $3.00 however cbid sent me a box of Ashton VSG Sorceror, the horror- the horror! I immediately called up cbid and demanded my Lone Wolfs, cbid tried to get me to keep the Ashtons for free and said they would send my Lone Wolfs at no charge but I was to smart for them and insisted that I send the Ashtons back overnight delivery and pay for the shipping. Three weeks later I received my Lone Wolfs and you can't imagine the joy when I opened the box to see that each cigar was infested with beetles and and er wait a minute thinking about it,it must have been a nightmare-- never mind.

i once threw up all over myself at a state dinner and it made the news all over the world...wait a minute, that wasn't me! ROTFLMAO