A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any
new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's
about average down home, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical Texas
baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW!" We heard one woman actually fainted due to
sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender
says, "Say you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. So how much does he weigh now? The proud father answers,
"Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little
suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born!" The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly says, "Had'm circumcised".
