Hooters, hooters - yum, yum, yum, hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb.

Al Bundy

What? My Al Bundy quote gets no play?

Tough crowd...

How's this quote from Al

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Damn....I thought this was a thread about owls. X

Good ole Hooters. Just ate there on Saturday. The server told me that the kids meals were free today. I had my son with me. (It was his idea to go, honest) I thought wow, this is great. Of course the bill came and she had charged me for his meal. It took her about 20 minutes to have it taken off of the bill. She stopped back 4 times to tell me that she couldn't find the manager. Jeeeezy Peeeezy

LOL! Let me give ya a hand,MACS.

Here's some more Bundyisms:

Every now and then a guy who drive a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari.

Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?

The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.

Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?

It must be your mother. Tell her I said 'oink'.

I'm jealous of everyone not married to you

Al: "Kelly turn the car on."

Bud: "Maybe you should tell her to use the key before she starts rubbing the car"

"THE PERFECT WOMAN HAS THREE BREASTS - ONE ON THE BACK FOR DANCING!"

"THERE'S THREE THINGS A BUNDY WILL NEVER BE: RICH, A SNITCH, OR REGULAR."

I would rather sleep in a bunk-bed under Oprah! *

I'm Maharaja Bundy and women with 4 hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day. *

I love you, Peg... Just kidding! *

She's got you shaking like a Frenchman in a thunderstorm. *

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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid!

Marla

The funniest I remember was when Peg was pregnant and wanting sex. Al said, "Peg, that is like putting gas in a car thats been totaled".

Peg (paraphrase): "Just what is it about that centerfold, anyway?"

Al: "You'll find out when she's pinned to the headboard."

Peg: "Ohhh Al!"

And up the stairs they went.