RDC
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 3:55:00 AM
Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! "What was wrong with me?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick."

bloody spaniard
Wednesday, March 9, 2005 4:17:00 AM
LOL!!!!!! You are very funny, RDC.

I laughed so hard that I left remnants of Ahkmed's hometown in my pants.

muaythaiguy
Wednesday, March 9, 2005 4:34:00 AM
That was great! Good one.
herfsnipe
Wednesday, March 9, 2005 4:50:00 AM
You BAD MAN !! VEDDY VEDDY BAD MAN !!
MACS
Wednesday, March 9, 2005 5:16:00 AM
Yeaup. I liked it.
pims14
Wednesday, March 9, 2005 9:10:00 AM
LMAO. good stuff.
Intel
Wednesday, March 9, 2005 1:49:00 PM
RDC

PISS OFF.

Some of us do not feel the need to make fun of an entire goup of people. Some countries in the Mid East are amazing. The ountains of Lebanon are stunning.

teedubbya
Thursday, March 10, 2005 4:50:00 AM
I think it is funny.

But then again I like polish jokes, catholic jokes, lutheran jokes, women jokes, men jokes, blonde jokes, uglo american jokes, iowa jokes, dog jokes, jokes about swen and oly, and I especially like blind jokes particularly if they are combined with an ethnic or religious group.... Basicly find a class of people, places, or things, and I like jokes about them.

Come to think about it I also laugh when people fall down, or get hit by things. I especially like thet extreme challange show because japaneese people keep falling down and getting hit by things while english is dubbed over their voices making fun of them.

Maybe I find too much as funny. I need to consider lightening down (oppisite of lightening up).