You get a ticket, you are married, and your father and wife "ground" you from cigars? You've gotta be kidding. First, fight the ticket, you'll probably win easily. Second, locate both testes and verify they are attached. as this could be the source of some confusion. Third, smoke what you like, when you like. Fouth, buy a super fast hot rod, just to spite them and get a speeding ticket for 125 in a 55 on the first day you get it. Fifth, get used to sleeping on the couch now, it'll save you a lot of grief in the years to come.
