Blond Cop Joke....

A  blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.  She dug through her purse and was getting  progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?"she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square  mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.  "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the  mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

A blond after years and years of gets tired of jokes about her being a blond dies her hair brunette because they are thought of as being smarter. She went out for a drive in the country when she found a man out on his ranch said to herself, I am going to show him how smart I am, calls the guy over to the fence and asked him, If I can guess how many head of cattle you have can I have a calf? The guy says,Well sure.How many do I have? The blond replays, you have 948 head of cattle. The guy couldn't believe his ears, that is how many he has so he tell the lady, go ahead and grab you a calf. As she is getting in her car the guy walks up her and ask, if I can guess your orignal hair collor can I have

my dog back?