jimmy@ctconnect.com
24 years ago
"Be romantic, turn out the lights." = "I have flabby thighs."
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fisher
24 years ago
"It doesn't matter to me."="You'd better know what I want and pick it."
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bud451
24 years ago
"please" = "You better get your ass off that couch and fix that damned faucet before tonight or I'll go Bobitt!"
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bud451
24 years ago
"Honey, you're the best" = "Pass me the credit cards"
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Mr.Mean
24 years ago
Your so funny = dumb ass
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kurt_oly
24 years ago
"whatever dear" = "no way in hell is that gonna happen"
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stogie-man
24 years ago
Dickhead=Dickhead
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pdbenz
24 years ago
I'd rather you not smoke in the (pick your location)= You light that g0dd@m thing and I'll (pick your torture).
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mcgarret 2671
24 years ago
I have a headache = a head like yours otta hurt!
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ellesson
24 years ago
Later, later dear = never,never
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tailgater
24 years ago
"I'll see you tonight" = "I'll be banging the mailman by noon"
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tailgater
24 years ago
"I don't mind when you order cigars" = "the UPS guy is a stallion"
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Hansen
24 years ago
"You have quite a cigar collection" = "Why the **** do you keep waisting money on more cigars. I think you're insane! No.... - I know you are!"
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delarob
24 years ago
"May I see your cigars?" = Let me take inventory so I can see what I can get for them.
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bud451
24 years ago
"But I didn't notice the tire was flat..." = "I thought if I drove fast enought the air would be forced back into the tire"
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Charlie
24 years ago
"why don't you order some really goodcigars"?--They better only cost over $30 for the box! Charlie
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pinup22
24 years ago
It's Me = It's You
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eleltea
24 years ago
Size doesn't matter = I prefer cigars to cigarettes.
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plabonte
24 years ago
You're the only one for me = hurry up and leave I have a date coming in 5 minutes.
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Charlie
24 years ago
"I really don't mind cigars, however...........(thinking to herself, I HATE THE DAMN THINGS)don't smoke so many of them" Charlie
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