The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his

left giggleberry and told the Midget to turn his head and cough, the

usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right

man-meatball, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical

scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the

left

side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with

amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to

walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered

his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did

you do?"

The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy

boots."

thanks for the suggestion.

I thought that I had better material but I guess I came up short.

)c:

a pun, a pun, my kingdom for a pun. ok so i don't have a kingdom, how about part of my front yard.

i don't call it a lawn, because you can keep it.

You could sell blubber to an Eskimo.

While you're at it, cut some vent holes into my sides. No reason I should not share that with the rest of the world.

Sincerely,

Your boots.

since being a litte person(midget, dawrf,weeman,etc...) I thought that I had heard them all. That was a great one. And yes i can kick my self in the head if anyone asks.

Nice to meet ya!