Go to www.gizoogle.com and do a search for your favorite website then click translate to open it.

The cigarbid home page works good too.

Why bother?

When you find your sence of humor go try.

Here is the first part of Ricks jesus. rove thread. Maybe he would be more popular if he wrote this way.

As we brotha **** Baller Season, its become all too obvious tizzle if Christ returns, those who hizzy in his nizzle will slime him, thizzay kizzy him . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

Christ was a long-haired peace activist who would have been sickened ta his soul by tha war in Iraq so i can get mah pimp on. "Blessed is tha peacemaka" Jesus said in his defin'n Sermon on tha Mount. "Tiznurn tha gangsta cheek...Love thy neighbor."

Such hippie-rizzles ideals is tha "Christian" right wings wiznorst nightmare cuz its a G thang. The GOP would ****

tolerate an upstart like Jesus gather'n a follow'n in tha face of they corporate-fundamentizzles crusade so you betta run and grab yo glock. These is self-proclaimed Christians who love crazy ass **** but would despise tha actual Christ, just as they love a Zionist Israel but believe actual Jews is doomed ta Hell . Real niggas recognize the realness..

this has to be the most moronic post i've ever seen

... and he even starts it out by using profanity ...

... go figure.

😞

The humor is lost on this FOG. GetYourOwn you've just told me that we have little in common and likely never will. I find your post and demeanor disrespectful on multiple levels.

perhaps not the MOST moronic, but pretty darn close. i don't think this is the right crowd for this kind of humor. in fact, i'm not sure this is humor.

a web browser that changes my English into Ebonics.....I find that sort of funny. Useless, but funny a bit. Of course, I also find the .wav file that someone emailed to me of the Delta Airlines commercial done in ebonics funny too. Obviously nobody else on this thread did.

hold on there adroomi.

just because we cant agree on anything else doesnt mean that we dont agree on this.

this is pretty funny ****.

i think the whole ebonics thing is pretty hilarious.

i find it somewhat funny. but, if you don't, take it easy on the guy. sheesh.

The classic was in "Airplane".

"Excuse me.............I speak Jive"

now THAT was funny.

yeah, andy, that was funny. it was funny in the second one when he was on the witness stand, too.

"Golly!"

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with lots of rooms and patients, but that's not important right now.

What's your vector victor??

LMFAO

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Surely your not serious.

Yes, I am,....and stop calling me Shirley.

Rappunzel, Rappunzel, to the tower

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue.

...have you ever been knocked down in the mud, and kicked in the head with an iron boot?.....of course not, that never happens to anyone, scratch that."