Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him with it, he denies everything. What's worse, everybody knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and chitchat with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me anymore, and actually hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him

anymore -- You're a United States Senator from New York. Act

like it!

JhC~

LOL......Now report back....your pass has expired....

stogie

Dear Clueless:

Don't leave him just yet. After all, you have a lot in commom. You're BOTH liars & cheats.

As far as lost income, I believe that his hefty lifetime pension and your salary as a "hard working" (that's a laugh) senator should more than suffice. Just be grateful that his coattails and Giuliani's prostate cancer made it possible for you to freeload your way into office.

Want to spice up your life? Invite some of your gal pals over for a rug- munch brunch. He'll love you for it. Besides, you don't want to pick up herpes from his diminutive, bent member, do you? Best to stick with the gals.

Good luck in your run for the presidency in 2008.

George Soros beckons, oh, and so do the Chinese.

Gabby

ha ha ha very funny blood my gut hurt's right now...

must not read bloody's frigg'n post's again, thank's.

LOL

Yeah Pablo... he's back to his old tricks of making our stomachs feel like we just did a million crunches.