The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground

at your feet, and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can

have my

way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over, and told the man to wait a minute.

She called her girlfriend on her cell phone, and told her about the

man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the money on the ground, I'm sure

you can

pick it up and run, before he gets his pants down! Call me back and

tell me

what happened."

An hour and a half later, the young lady called her girlfriend back...

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said, "That **** had $500 in quarters!"