Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"

The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out . "SH*T.. THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

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very funny

hahaha

This reminds me of the B.C. comic strip and "Clams got legs!"

A guy always wanted a pair of alligator shoes, and one day finally splurges and buys a pair. He puts them on and excitedly rushes home, enters his house, and stands in front of his wife and says "Do you notice anything different?"

She says, "No."

Disappointed, he goes into the bedroom, strips naked except for his new alligator shoes, goes back to confront his wife and says, "_Now_ do you notice anything different?"

She says, "No, it's just hanging there, like always."

"But it's pointing at my new alligator shoes."

"You should've bought an alligator hat."

The doctor comes into the patient's room al tells him, "I have good news and bad news."

The sick guy says, "Give me the bad news first, doc."

"Well, OK.... Your disease is fatal; you only have a couple of days to live."

"Oh no... what is the good news?"

"The guy in the other bed wants to buy you alligator shoes for a hundred dollars."

Had me laughing out loud ... Good One ...