EI
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 5:38:00 AM
as verified by Snopes

Darwin Award

We have a winner...!

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp 

andytv
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:14:00 AM
Had to have been a suicide.......no one is THAT stupid.
EI
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:53:00 AM
at least he is out of the gene pool
Thom
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 7:13:00 AM
The Darwin Award web site has some choice idiots too.

On another note, a Desert Eagle, now that's a hand-gun.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 1:34:00 PM
Now that's gun control!
tpottiger
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 7:23:00 PM
Not really, read the fine print...

Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

47 shots - 23 hits... 48.9% - Someone needs some time at the range... 🙂

I agree on one point, sounds like suicide...