This guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. He was cool,
and he didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks.
Finally one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical
relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs.
Heidi said she was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.
Everything was great for about 4 months. One day the guy goes to Heidi
and says, "I'm having this problem... It's kind of a guy thing, but I
need to ask you a favor."
Heidi replied "Okay."
So he says, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?"
Heidi looks at him a little funny, but answers, "Sure, you can borrow
my eyebrow pencil."
The guy then says, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a
mustache on you?"
Heidi is getting a little worried, but says "Okay." And so the guy
draws a mustache on her.
Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my guy clothing, I need for
you to look more like a man?"
Heidi is getting a little disappointed at this point, but says "I guess
so," and puts on some of his clothes.
Then the guy says to Heidi, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?"
Heidi is now getting very dejected, and says "No, I guess not, you can
call me Fred."
So then the guy reaches out and grabs Heidi by the arms and shouts
"Fred, you won't believe who I have been bangin' these past 4 months!"
