with her passing, the news media can not w return to the business at hand.
how is the country doing? no
what is going on in iraq? no
social security, change it or leave it? no
michael jackson and his molestation trial? yes. that's the story.
let's get our talking points established.
let's ambush interview the families of the accussers to see if they are telling the truth or if they are just looking for money.
let's dig up the smallest piece of minutia and turn it into drama.
the dollar is still falling you say. not interested.
oil prices going through the roof and gas at $2.49 a gallon? bad, real bad, but doesn't have the impact that the latest revelation of michael jackson and the markings on his **** that the boy talked about.
i wish i knew who they kicked off american idol, but i can't even remember who our idol was last year.
blake was acquited you say. damn, i missed that. i was too busy worrying about beloved terri and her abusive wife beating murdering husband.
scott what's his name is going to appeal his death sentence, old news.
let's see i don't remember where i was when what's his name was shot in texas someplace, or his brother hd food poisoning or something, i know he died in a kitchen. i remember some guys pointing at the stars from a balcony the night some black leader was shot by jack ruby.
OJ, damned right, if they shoes don't fit, you must aquit. what ever happenned to that lawyer with the mustache. he died? when was that.
condit or something like that. wasn't he a congressman or senator who murdered a girl and got away with it. wasn't he defeated tin the next election. good. guys that murder people and hide the bodies shouldn't be elected to public office.
some kids killed their father and mother and a cute blonde lady who had hair like annie in the comics defended them well enough to get them both convicted.
i can't wait for the next election so we can start reading about hillary and her lesbian friend. don't worry, rove will find one.
i just hope the jackson trial lasts long enough until my summer vacation, i just hate those reruns. when you know how an episode of every one loves ramone ends, it's not as funny.
