Yep, all sports suck. With the exception of:
Pro football, basketball, BASEBALL, hockey, college basketball, BASEBALL, football, hockey, LaCrosse, Hai alai, field hockey, track and field, swimming, boxing, equestrian events, rugby, tennis, golf, badminton, archery, skeet and target shooting, hunting, fishing, boat racing, car racing, the 24 hours of LeMans, which is car racing, but considered by purists a sport in itself, surfing, water polo, potato sack races, the soap box derby, hot dog eating contests, telephone booth and volkswagen stuffing, and just sprawling in front of my 48" TV in my bigass recliner with my beer and cheese curls, remote control stuck to my cheese colored fingers, perpetually flipping through the 600 block of DTV, looking for a score. Any Score. What's the score? Who's winning? Can they come back? Will they make the playoffs? Will Shaq and Kobe kiss and make up? Will Smarty Jones the wonder horse sire a Triple Crown winner? Will Pedro Martinez take Barry Bond's head off the first time they face each other? Will Brett Favre win another Super Bowl? Will Janet Jackson show me another boob?
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