Yes,

We are among you.

No those silly hats do not work.

We don't want to take morons stupid enough to wear those hats. We are looking for the best and brightest.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

See now there's where you're wrong Dave. If they were looking for the best and brightest, why do they keep abducting the idiots?

We do Not take the Morons.

They are just dreaming.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)