Homer

"Ah, what noble man invented April Fool's Day?"

Lisa

"Like most holidays it traces it's roots to Pagan ritual."

Homer

???

Bart: I'm gonna fool you Homer.

Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolinest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine.

Nice and, yes I do expect that. Sorry, but you're not really close.

Marke,

Great one!

Bart

"That sucks."

Marge

"Bart, where did you learn language like that?"

(pan to Homer on the phone)

Homer (speaking of his bowling competition)

"Yeah, Moe that team sure did suck last night. I mean they just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

Chief Wiggum: Oh man, that's eight blocks away.

Lou: Hey... there's beer coming out of the chimney.

Chief Wiggum: (gets out of car) I am proceeding on foot, follow at a code eight!

Lou: (into the radio) We need Pretzels! I repeat, Pretzels!

Someone better name this line, or I'm gonna' have to start another one.

Alright, MAX what did it take? Did you break out the DVD?

I was talking to people at work about the show and they were looking at me like I was nuts.

I tried to google it, but couldn't remember the name of the episode, so that didn't help either. When it finally popped into my head, it was almost like a cold beer after mowing the lawn.

You have to have a twisted sense of humor to like that show... I love it!

Homer (using a false voice):"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I'd like to pick up my mail today."

Postal worker: "OK Mr. Burns. What is your first name?".

Homer: "Ahhh, I don't know." DOH!