Today at work I had to stop and get gas. So I pull into the station with the pizza sign on top. I didn't notice it at first but I was next to a Ferrari 360. Nice and yellow, waxed perfectly. Not a bad way to spend a 1/4 mil eh?

The village drunk was out of work, so he went from house to house asking if there were any jobs to be done. One man felt sorry for him, so he gave him a pot of yellow paint and a brush and told him to paint his porch out back yellow. When he had finished, the drunk came to the man to ask for his money. "The job is finished," he said. "And, by the way, it’s not a Porsche; it’s a Mercedes."

jlambert

they must get some big tips. i'll bet he can deliver a pizza fast.

Pizza delivery boys makin' enough to drive Ferraris these days? Man, I need to quit my job as a paperboy and start deleverin' pizzas.

"I quit".

"Hello, Ferrari dealer? Ya, I'll take one just like that one over there. Only make mine vermillion."

"Hello Dominos? I can get pizzas there in 30 or less. Guaranteed!"

http://www.ferrarisales.com/zoom.phtml?name=photos/p00000000026410.jpeg 

JLambert is a pizza delivery guy, not the ferrari driver...we have a ferrari in town as well...the lisence plate reads DUIKING. He gets all of the college kids in this party town off of their drunk and disorderly/DUI charges and makes a hefty sum for it.

you got it lukin. I is the pizza guy. Hell, in my car I can get a pizza anywhere in town within 10mins (without speeding) once it's out of the oven. Imagine what I could do in a Ferrari 😛 It's all about the route.