Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.

Joe Biden

Jobs is a three-letter-word, according to Biden speaking about John McCain's economic policies at a US presidential election rally, October 2008 .

If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where Bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me. Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down, with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are.

Joe Biden

Addressing National Guard, Baltimore, September 2008, about time his helicopter had to make a landing not because of Al Qaeda but due to a sudden snowstorm.

You need to work on your pecs.

Joe Biden

To a reporter at US presidential campaign rally at College of Wooster in Ohio on September 17, 2008.

When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, "look, here's what happened."

Joe Biden

In interview with CBS News, September 2008. However, Roosevelt wasn't president in 1929 and televisions were still experimental.

A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!

Joe Biden

At his first US presidential campaign rally with Barack Obama, August 2008.

Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.

Joe Biden

Gaffe-prone Biden predicted an international crisis during first six months of Obama’s Presidency, at fund-raising gathering in Seattle in October 2008.

Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about.

Joe Biden

To wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham, September 9, 2008.

If John McCain wants to know where the bad guys live, come back with me to Afghanistan. We know where they reside, and it's not in Iraq.

Joe Biden

July 2008.

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.

Joe Biden

About US presidential candidate Barack Obama, January 2007. He later apologised for these remarks, saying: "I deeply regret any offense my remark in the New York Observer might have caused anyone. That was not my intent and I expressed that to Sen. Obama".

In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.

Joe Biden

In conversation with American-Indian political activist in 2006, he was later slammed for making insensitive and inappropriate remarks.

Joe Biden: American politician. Born November 20, 1942.

wheel,

Wow. Tell you what, if he ever gets elected or appointed to a position of actual power, I might just come back and actually read this. As of this moment, I have more interest in what my nephews and nieces are putting up on their parents' refrigerators (which is almost zero).

^ Boogers on th fridge ?

Hard to take a guy seriously that has squirt gun parties with the press while were at war and the economy in in the ****. I guess that's why he's more qualified than Palin.

#3 Could be. Not my kids, so not my worry.

#4 O...M...G. OK, then I guess that next we will hear your dissertation on the evils of Dubbya attempting to dance in Africa:

tap dancing at the Whitehouse:

Busting a move with a Nawlins band:

Holding hands AND dancing with the Saudis (which I think may actually be punishable by death both in the Muslim and Baptist faiths):

Dancing and swinging a sword with the higher-ups in Bahrain:

Dancing in Georgia (no...the OTHER Georgia)

Dancing in Liberia:

Although in fairness to Dubbya, while he may be the only white man on the planet who is a worse dancer than me, he did show pretty good reflexes in the presence of a hurled shoe:

Then again, there was all the stuff he said that kept comedians employed for eight years:

But, by golly, I think you've hit the nail on the head here. Yep, no squirting implements for my president, nosirree bob! It is nice to see someone stake out his position: I cannot and/or will not tolerate a president who handles a squirt gun.

Whew. It's about time. Thank God someone is watching out for such maniacal behavior so the rest of us don't have to. I mean, what's next, Silly Putty and the Sunday funnies? A Slip n Slide on the South Lawn?

God bless you, sir, for seeking out the hard-hitting and agenda-defining incident of our lifetimes. The frikkin' president using a frikkin' squirt gun. Man...next thing you know, he'll be wanting frikkin' sharks with frikkin' lasert beams on their heads or something.

You, sir, are a political genius and strategist of the highest order.

To be honest, Pac, you can make all types of referenced to Bush, but Biden has a string of gaffes that go back for years and years.

Jo Biden makes Bush look articulate, and on the ball.

Pac I know by day your a lawyer and by night a cbid superhero named the "belittler" and GOD knows I feel safer knowing that your on that wall.

Damnit I need you on that wall, I want you on that fing wall.

But I was talking about Biden, the all white one with "vice" in front of his job title.......Not Obama.

And the squirt gun fight was part of it, the other part was it was with the press. Sorry but I don't think that's "vice Presidental"...But that just my opinion and its worth what it cost ya partner.

I am moved that you went to all the trouble with the youtube links. Unless you have them saved on a file on your pc, then I'm disturbed.

When you get your superhero shirt designed email me so I can buy one please.

BIDEN the copycat dolt

PLEASE, stop reminding me this **** is from my state.

Ugh.

Why point out the gaffs made by the actual vice president when you can instead attack the former vp nominee?

If it weren't so disturbing, it would be funny.