Got a funny story for you peratining to this post Chris.
I was training in the 29 Palms area with 2nd LAR when the Enchalada MRE first came out. The Company Gunny at the time loved the new Mexican style MRE's. He dug through 3 cases and secured himself an Enchalada MRE for Dinner, as well as one for Breakfast and Lunch the next day. After consuming all three of them and being the fun loving guy he is, he lifted his leg to expell what he surely thought would be a ripper in front of the remaining members of the staff.
It was 127 degrees in the training area that day, so hot you couldn't touch a vehicle without leaving your skin attached.
As you probabably figured out by now. . .he Shat himself with one powerfull flatulation that shot liquid fecal matter down both legs of his trousers. So there he stood attempting to get butt naked in the blazining hot sun with no shower available for miles, and only the tiny strips of TP in the MRE condiments bag to clean himself up with. The smell was enough to knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.
To this day everytime I see him, I see him standing in the sand covered in his own crap, needless to say I find it difficult to shake hands with him. ha ha
