A: ITS BRAILLE FOR SUCK HERE.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: WHEN THEY COME THEY'RE WILD AND WET, BUT WHEN THEY GO, THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR WITH THEM.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS TO SCRATCH.