I read this joke in a graphic noel (read comic book) called "Cerebus".

If marriage is a lit cigar which end is childbirth? The hot smoldering tip or the soggy chewed up part?

WILL YOU SHUT UP WITH THE STUPID RIDDLES AND GET ME A CLEAN DIAPER LIKE I ASKED YOU!?

heh heh

ask a woman that question in childbirth and she'll probably tell you the hot smoldering tip that she'll be sticking up your arse lmao

Show me a man that will tell that joke to a woman in delievery and I'll show you a dead man walking! LOL

John