I had 3 Sangre de Toros just so I could listen to your stories.
Let's see, the visit to the proctologist, the last mysterious rash on your genitals, and I especially liked the one about your so- called escape from the clutches of a gang of transgenders who wanted to sell you into a prostitution ring.
Boy, you were lucky to escape from their clutches after only 2 weeks of abuse.
LOL!!!