Welcome Keith,
As a new guy, your job is to send 5 cigars of super premium quality to everybody that welcomes you.
Welcome
Welcome
Welcome
4 welcomes = 20 cigars.
To save time, post your email address now so we can all get our snailers to you.
I'll take a box of Edge Maduros. Thanks in advance.
(hey.... does anybody think the new guy believes this?)