. . . . have got to be among man's greatest inventions. . . . .

Discuss . . . . .

I don't think those two words should be used together in a sentence.

Might be a cool band name.

They are the greatest thing since aphabet soup. (I have no idea what a crack zipper is). I love crack zippers. I bought 2 for my sister.

Take a fine oink . . . . . with a nice round backside . . . put her in tight pants . . . . . with a zipper down the back of the pants . . . . . that's a crack zipper . . . . .

OHHHHHHHHHHH, it is all so much clearer now. I have to admit I agree with you!

Later.....Erik

Also known as Crevace Cover Closers.

I sure hope that they don't make those for men!

Yikes!

I'm worried about Thom who bought two for his SISTER???

LMAO @ Andy!! Yeah, i'm sure you can find them in any of a dozen San Fransisco clothing outlets...

But seriously... front... Back... Who cares, as long as you get IN the pants, right?

I prefer velcro

I could never wear those.

W/o underwear anyway.

Could you imagine running for the crapper with a full blown bubbler on deck only to catch your ass-hair in the zipper and crap all over yourself??

Man.....that was gross...............sorry 'bout that all.