Just a few words from the man himself:
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
– Yogi Berra
"All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
– Yogi Berra
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
– Yogi Berra
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats."
– Yogi Berra
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
– Yogi Berra
"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's gonna stop 'em."
– Yogi Berra
"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
– Yogi Berra
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is."
– Yogi Berra
"It's like deja vu all over again."
– Yogi Berra
"Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."
– Yogi Berra
"So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face."
– Yogi Berra
"The future ain't what it used to be."
– Yogi Berra
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
– Yogi Berra
"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
– Yogi Berra
"The only reason I need these gloves is because of my hands."
– Yogi Berra
"If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them."
– Yogi Berra
When asked for the time: "You mean now?"
– Yogi Berra
On his wife: "We have a good time together, even when we're not together."
– Yogi Berra
"Ninety percent of short putts don't go in."
– Yogi Berra
"We're lost, but we're making great time."
– Yogi Berra
"I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it."
– Yogi Berra
"The towels were so thick I could hardly close my suitcase."
– Yogi Berra
When asked what he'd do if he found a million dollars: "I'd find the fellow who lost it and, if he was poor, I'd return it."
– Yogi Berra
"I usually take a two-hour nap, from 1 to 4."
– Yogi Berra
"Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died."
– Yogi Berra
"You better cut the pizza into four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
– Yogi Berra
"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
– Yogi Berra
"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half, you give what's left."
– Yogi Berra
"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."
– Yogi Berra
If the world were perfect, we wouldn't have to hear about T.O. anymore.
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."
– Yogi Berra
On Ted Williams: "He's a big clog in their machine."
– Yogi Berra
When asked his head size at the beginning of spring training to get fitted for a new cap: "I don't know, I'm not in shape."
– Yogi Berra
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
– Yogi Berra
