...your favorite place to smoke? Mine is at a gas station, while pumping gas.

outhouse

Paris

mowing the yard, all 1.3 acres

Agree w/ 3. Les Deux Magots, although they seem to be less friendly to cigars than the oh-so fine smelling and healthy Gauloises.

...locally? My patio, next to the pit-fire.

by the lake watching puppy-dog play...

Teelio,

Mine is right after I have used the fuel pump's nozzle to pour fuel all over myself from head to toe.

rfenst

Prison. Out in the yard. Having a lit cigar is a great way to make a snitch admit he's been snitching...just a little orange glow, about an inch above the eyeball....

Very relaxing. Provided you're not the snitch, of course.

The bedroom, after nailing maf23's mom.

Don't you just hate standing in line

Sitting on the back deck watching the fields

This very instant: Sitting on an upholstered chaise lounge with my feet up on the ottoman under my back patio- while deciding whether to jump in the pool!

RE #10

Yeah, I do.

I need to phone in reservations next time.

On the patio of a local coffe house, upwind from a couple of bleached, botoxed, over-the hill cougar wanna-bes who obviously can't stand cigars, each containing more silicone than the paint department at Home Depot.

LMAO at 8.

on the bench in the park watching all the high school kids pay the bums to go get them booze..

I also love enjoying a vitola in an airline lavatory.