The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?"

asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo ****.

Someone has stolen tent."

LMAO!

Thanks Hog, ROFLMAO

Yo Hog:

Very funny! The Lone Ranger reminds me of someone on this board but I can't put my finger on who it is. Oh wait a minute, were they camping in Asia?

JonR

meanwhile, the long ranger, back at the house, not realizing tonto had disguised himself as a chest of drawers, was shooting off it's knobs.

and his great grandson had kato as a sidekick.

always a minority, except for batman and a little boy named robin, hung around together and dressed in funny costums.

of all the super heros, superman was the only real one.

when he woke up in his pajamas he was superman. when he wore a suit, he was superman.

all the other superheros needed a costume to wear to be a super hero and have super powers.

superman, the real and only superhero.

"all the other superheros needed a costume to wear to be a super hero and have super powers."

That's not true. Some superheroes, I.E. Spiderman only wore the costume to hide his identity. He still had his powers whether he was wearing his suit or not.

Que

Que

i will check with my sonthemaven. if you are correct i'll eat a bug.

LOL!

Reminds me of the classic:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along through the sagebrush when suddenly about a million Indians come riding over the hill. The Arapaho to the north, Apache to the west, Commanche to the south, and Crow to the east. Our two heroes are soon surrounded, and things look bad for them.

The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "Tonto, old friend looks like the end. We're surrounded. What are we going to do?" Tonto turns to the Lone Ranger and replies, "What you mean 'we,' white man?"

ROTF...

Great post hog, ROTFLMAO .

One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger had to take a weewee. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my **** go to town and ask the doctor what to do."

So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"

The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."

Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"

Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"

John

^LOL! (another classic)