Why is there not a fatwa against them?

A fatwa on.......everyone?

Cause of the mini-cars. They're just too damn cool.

It's the fezzes. Er, fezzi. No, fezzs.

It's their funny marron hats with the gold tassels.

And the drinking.

I was on a plane full of them and I got to thinking maybe I should join one of these organizations.

Shriners, Masons, Opus Dei, Illuminatti, Lions, Elks, Kiwis, Water Buffalo, etc. There are so many that I can't sort our which are the decent ones. I know some are Satanic and others are just hotbeds for closet homosexuals.

Go for the one the chicks dig...

I think the Shriners with their cool hats and little cars probably get more action then Tiger Woods at a convention for porn stars and waitresses (probably one in the same...unless you are laurence fishburne daughter then you just enjoy doing porn)...

Some of those that u mentioned are organizations within the samebody per say and u have to ask one to be one

Let's not forget that Shriners do great things for kids. Years ago, after I recovered from a terrible burn injury, the flew me and my parents to their Burn Center for an evaluation. Needless to say, they get my financial support all the time.

Racoons rock!

Imfubar7 are you a traveling man

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What is that question code for?

Dricejr

Noy sure about Imfubar.........but these boards consist of many traveling men.My grandmas address is Orient #105 Knox City Texas.Yours????

Ron

^Robert

To be One ask One..........

Ron

Oh, man...I hate those. I used to get one once in a great while when I boxed. Put a bag of frozen peas on it...that usually helps a little.

Oh, wait a minute. I thought the thread title said "shiners". Never mind.

^Shiners are for fishing counselor......DUUUUUUUUHHHHHH

Ron

Maybe I'll join the Optimists Club

Ron,

Did you meant "something smells fishy."

Right?

Number 10 I have done some traveling, mostly to the east... I have been to Italy, England, and a few other countries

The secret Mason code is kinda fun but the direct conflicts with Christianity is an issue.

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I am going to get myself some popcorn and I'll be right back!