I have to censor myself several times a day with my group of smartazz employees...half of what I wanted to hurl back at some of them would likely get me sued.
It's sheer agony some days, I tell ya.
He got convicted of a DUI earlier this year. I'm thinking maybe sending him one of "This is Glenda in the Island County District Court probation dept. There are still several parts of your sentence where we have no proof you completed the requirements. No proof of alcohol classes, no proof of a session of the Victim Impact panel. The judge is seriously pissed and issued a no-bail warrant for you a few minutes ago. He has also reported this to the state bar association. You are well past some deadlines for these. Judge said to clear you schedule for at least 30 days and bring your toothbrush...I think that means jail time. I've never seen him so pissed."
BTW, some of these things you can generally expect the providers of the service to send proof to the court, and the guy went to work at a PD office up near the Canadian border, about a 2 hour drive from here.
