CaribbeanSoul
the metal decoration on your wife's belly button reminded me of an article i read.
there was a man born in europe someplace who had a little gold screw in his belly button. no one could understand it and they thought it was something his mother's dentist had used for her dental work that she had possibly swallowed.
no doctor would attempt to remove it and as the boy turned to manhood he became more and more obsessed with getting it out.
one evening while he was doing his nightly prayers a shaft of bright light entered the room and a little man slid down the light beam with a small golden screwdriver.
he told the man to lie down on the bed and he would remove the tiny screw which he was able to do with no pain and he jumped back on the ;ight beam and disappeared up intop the sky.
the man was overjoyed, jumped out of bed to yell thanks, and his ass fell off.