LJCHAD
  • LJCHAD
  • Connoisseur Topic Starter
Saturday, May 21, 2005 9:47:00 AM
World's Thinnest Books

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FRENCH WAR HEROES

y Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE

by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS

by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS

by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide (sorry)

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES

by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel

by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book .

MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction

by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

Grouch

pabloescabar
Saturday, May 21, 2005 9:49:00 AM
I've read some of them...
Liz62803
Saturday, May 21, 2005 9:52:00 AM
LMAO @ that list!!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh!!!!

Liz

Sterling Robert EDD 7.4.05

rugrunner
Saturday, May 21, 2005 10:23:00 AM
You missed a few:

America's most honest politicians

America's most talented rappers

Non racially motivated police brutality

by Jesse Jackson

My favorite republicans

By Al Franken

Great liberal thinkers of the 20th century

by Rush Limbaugh

The biggest fist fights of my life

Ghandi

All the drugs i haven't done

Robert Downy Jr.

How to take a great picture

Sadah Husien

8trackdisco
Saturday, May 21, 2005 10:39:00 AM
I Am Humble

-adroomi

Charlie
Saturday, May 21, 2005 11:15:00 AM
A little more politically incorrect list:

Italian War Heroes from World War II

Complete Guide to Jewish Business Ethics

The Attorney's Guide to Ethical Practices

Jesse Jackson's Contributions to Charity

Michael Jackson's Guide to Making Love to a Woman

LJCHAD
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  • Connoisseur Topic Starter
Saturday, May 21, 2005 12:58:00 PM
Thanks Rugrunner, I'll add those to my list. Charlie also has some good ones to be added.

LJCHAD

lsfire
Saturday, May 21, 2005 3:18:00 PM
ROTLLMAO @ Disco

Lance

jetblasted
Saturday, May 21, 2005 6:25:00 PM
That was Funny, 8 Track !!!

adroomi
Saturday, May 21, 2005 10:54:00 PM
If I were to write a book called "I Am Humble," what makes you think it would be thin? I'd make it 294 pages long with photos and diagrams. People would buy it, and I'd make money. Then I'd write another one called "I Am Meek," and do the same thing.

Humbly yours,

'droomi

rugrunner
Saturday, May 21, 2005 11:21:00 PM
Then you could finish off the triogy with "I am acurate"

adroomi
Sunday, May 22, 2005 12:01:00 AM
...now that's going a bit too far.
JonR
Sunday, May 22, 2005 2:26:00 AM
My Factual Knowledge of President George W. Bush

by: R. Maven

How To Avoid the Use of Name-Calling

by: adroomi

adroomi
Sunday, May 22, 2005 3:42:00 AM
"The Two Men I Admire Most"

JonR

ProSpkr
Sunday, May 22, 2005 4:02:00 AM
"Things I Love About America"

by adroomi

adroomi
Sunday, May 22, 2005 4:15:00 AM
Prospkr,

Everyone knows I'm arrogant, but you know what? You are one of the ones that's getting called an **** in the other threads..........

It's funny how this thread started out as a joke, and even though 8track made a joke about me, it was a funny one, but between you and JonR, you've wiped the smiles off the faces....again.

If you're a prospeaker, then why are you so negative? Just curious.

ProSpkr
Sunday, May 22, 2005 4:26:00 AM
The truth hurts, doesn’t it adroomi? That’s why you lash out at others that disagree with your “opinions”.

Also, please direct me to the thread (‘s) where I am being called an “****”. I must have missed them. Should make for entertaining reading.

Negative? Not me. Just pointing out the obvious.

adroomi
Sunday, May 22, 2005 4:53:00 AM
....and the obvious is that I don't love America?

Is that your reasoning? I disagree with the administration, the current path that our country is following, and what I feel to be a downward spiral in our economy, our place in the world order, and our respect we have from others that share this world with us, and that means I'm not a patriot and I don't like my country? That's quite an accusation don't you think?

I tried to talk several months ago about the increasing threat to our economy that China was about to unleash on us....I was shot down, and I still get little quips from folks about that. However please tune in to the news this past month and see if I was just talking trash or not, and if it was simply my "opinion."

I tried to give a message about "why the world doesn't like us," and I was shot down and called an anti-American.

I try to offer a lot of views and a lot of opinion and some of it is accepted and talked about, and some of it is just labled as nonsense. Regardless, I'm a human too, and when someone throws little comments about me around as you did above, yes, I react sometimes and lash out. That's to be expected right?

I'm probably the majority of the complaints on this board. I realize that. I have a tendency to make people angry. Especially those that wave the flag and are blind to anything outside of their own hometown.

Do me a favor, I'll quit posting my "anti-American" communist, pinko slander, and once you see that, please stay away from me. I don't like you, and you don't like me. Sound fair.

This board is going to Hell quite quickly, and yes, I'm part of the reason for it. Maybe it's time to move on. I used it for my own "little slice of home," and a way to talk to fellow Americans about topics that I feel are important, and quite honestly, I'm to the point where I really don't desire to talk to anyone from home anymore.

I'll stay where I am, continue to get richer off of the USA's failing economy, and in 10 years retire back home and be thankful that at least I had the chance to learn a bit on my travels.

Take care, and keep dreaming........The USA is the greatest country on earth, all others suck, and no, not matter what people tell you, our economy is not collapsing......and yes, there were WMD out there.

See you in the papers......

To the author of this thread, I'm sorry I jacked it, but you know what, I certainly didn't ask to, I was dragged into it.

rugrunner
Sunday, May 22, 2005 6:17:00 AM
I hate to contunue to jack this thread, but..

droomi,

I have yet to see anything offensive here. As close as it got was when someone sugested myash was giving his dog a mustache ride. LOL If maven posts pic a GWB as a chimp he should know he's raising some hackles. If I then tell him he a chimp he should expect it. ETC ETC

This board is full of very interesting and nice people. They are also some of the thinnest skined people I've ever met. IF you don't like what people say don't have them over for dinner. But To say you are part of the problem at the same time you a bitching about the problem is silly. When I posted "I am acurate" that was a joke, A one liner, a quip, I was giving you the needle so to speak. So don't piss and moan in this thread while you call mo's man a racict in another thread for linking to a rather main stream conservative. Now how 'bout a group hug??

adroomi
Sunday, May 22, 2005 7:20:00 AM
Okay.....that works for me.