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The crazy part is that they think that sheet metal will protect them from the radiation. The only way for anyone to be completely protected is to send me $100 in twenties in a USPS 2nd Day Box. E-mail me and I’ll send you my snailer. Act now and I’ll include the secret key to unlock the mystery of UFO’s.

will you take a two party, post dated check?

I better not. The more that I think about it the more I think that I should only take payment in gold. Twenty dollar Krugerands. You DO know that all of the "new" money has government tracking devices installed in it.

Anything like aluminum foil hats?

Charlie

don't worry, rick. i still think you're crazy.

Yo Rick:

What do you mean "thought".

LOL

JonR